She counts! To seven! Sometimes to ten, if she doesn’t get stuck at eight, or decide to ominously repeat the number six over and over again (“Seecks seecks seecks. Seecks seecks seecks,” she said, freakily).
She will start counting if you hold up your fingers! She will count her toys and her bits of food! She will count the cat’s whiskers! Things have quantities, and those quantities can be described… with numbers! Such as the number of exclamation points in this post, which is far too high!
I think I should go lie down with a glass of wine.
ONE glass of wine, ha ha ha… TWO glasses of wine, ha ha ha…