Overheard

funnyonion

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This happened earlier:

 INT. KITCHEN - DAY

 DAD, casual in jeans and holey socks, makes scrambled
 eggs.

 On the other side of a gate, BABY, a girl who's about
 two, sits in a heap of toys. She examines a book.

                    DAD
           Would you like some eggs, darling?

                    BABY
           Pig!
                    DAD
           Egg, sweetheart.

                     BABY
                 (making sign)
           Pig!
                     DAD
           No, darling, "egg".

                     BABY
           Fock!
Dad whirls around, alarmed.
Then Baby passes a toy FROG over the gate.

                      BABY (CONT'D)
                   (gesturing)
            Fock!
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