Do you have things? Are you unsure about what the things are or what they do? We can find the answer! Baby Labs, Inc. has been providing thing classification solutions since March 2009. Whatever form your things take, Baby Labs, Inc., can send a skilled technician into your environment to investigate. Every Thing you’ve got will then undergo a rigorous battery of tests, including:
- Banging against a surface
- Banging against another Thing
- Repeated dropping
- Sonic stress test (“being screamed at”)
Baby Labs, Inc. uses the most up-to-date, sensitive testing equipment on the market to ensure your Things are thoroughly inspected and classified. What’s more, our state-of-the-art WetWare constantly updates and improves its investigational algorithms to ensure it is finding out about your Things as efficiently and thoroughly as possible.
Coming Soon! Mobile capability for our technicians. Simply place the Baby Labs probe in your environment and watch it roam around, gathering data.
Baby Labs, Inc.: When you need to know… What Is That Thing?
Disclaimer: Baby Labs, Inc. is not responsible for breakage, water damage, eardrum perforation, pet traumatization or heart meltage incurred during the testing of Things. Offer void in Vermont and Utah.