Exclusive TWIB Profile: Eve Judson

 

Ms. Judson contemplates our interviewer's questions.

Ms. Judson contemplates our interviewer's questions.

Find out all about new It Girl Evey Judson in this exclusive TWIB profile of the diminutive heart-breaker. 

 

Name: Eve Abigail Ann Judson

Birthdate: 3 March 2009 at 1:48 am

Star Sign: Pisces

Height/Weight: 24 inches, 7 lbs 13 oz

Occupation: Infant

Hobbies: Milk guzzling, nappy filling, staring at faces, bright colors and patterns, shrieking for no apparent reason, fist-sucking

Likes: Breast milk, snuggles, baths

Dislikes: Nappy changes, being undressed or dressed, people with cold hands

Bats: Left

Throws: Right

Political Affiliation: Pro-snuggling (which probably makes her a liberal).

This fresh-faced heartthrob has been the subject of fascination and speculation for the last nine months. Now that she’s made her official debut the paparazzi follow her every move while her fawning entourage cater to all her most basic needs.  

In spite of her pampered existance, Ms. Judson’s already faced some hardship in her young life: she was brought into the world via an emergency c-section after a long labor, and just yesterday she had hiccups for a full thirty minutes and got her foot tangled in her jammies.

Also, the precocious poppet already finds herself beset by rivals for the affection of the man in her life: jealous feline Quinn can barely bring herself to sniff Eve’s head, so enraged is she by the tiny tot’s interloping ways. 

Brushing off her difficulties, Ms. Judson has plans for the months ahead. In addition to a big US tour in July, Eve is scheduled to discover her hands and feet, gain control of her head and neck, and learn to sit up, eat solid food, and crawl all before the end of 2009. When asked how she feels about this daunting schedule, Ms. Judson said “Geh!” and confidently crossed her slate-blue eyes.

Our verdict? Expect big things from this small package.

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2 comments

  1. Big things indeed!! She’s lovely and I’m sure she’ll inherit her mothers’ wit as well as beauty!!
    Keep the updates coming—we (my mom especially) loves to live the girl baby thing thru you!!

    xoxo
    TX Mauers

  2. WELL,(AS MY GRANDSON HUNTER WOULD START OUT THIS SENTENCE) THIS CHILD HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AND SEEMS TO BE ON HER WAY TO INDEPENDENCE. SHE IS STILL VERY BEAUTIFUL AND TRULY BLESSED WITH LOVING PARENTS. CAROL

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