What’s she doing in there? What could possibly be so exciting that she doesn’t want to come out and start using her lungs, learn to focus her eyes, and have her bum wiped by her loving parents?
- Epic Monopoly game in progress
- Finishing last season of “The Wire”
- Waiting for complicated Photoshop effects to render
- Watching special-edition Lord of the Rings DVDs plus all the documentaries
- Waiting for cable TV guy (“He SAID he’d be here between 11 am on the 19th and 3 pm on January 31st, 2015.”)
- Drafting an opening statement for the press
- Waiting for said opening statement to come back from legal
- Figuring out her share of the national debt (in which case she will never come out)
- Working on a new translation of the Decameron
- Hair and makeup
- Secreting surfactant to mature her lungs, producing stress hormones, shedding lanugo, sucking her thumb
Ideas? Post them in the comments.